All of my questions will be bolded. Anything else with a question mark that is not bolded you should not answer
Well, congratulations to you three for making it this far. I have to get that out of the way first because everyone who makes it to the final three deserves praise since they played better games than EVERY single person that didn't make it there. I am a firm believer in that, and think that although I was playing a better game than you all at the time when I was there, I clearly didn't in the long run since I was voted out. I do believe that you all played very different games, and all got here in different ways. Some were much more noble and worthy of a vote than others, and that's what we are going to have to figure out tonight. My goal with these statements and comments to you all is to figure out who I am voting for, because at this point I have absolutely no clue. It is between two people for my vote, but a third could come out of the blue and wow me. This game started as nine ra-ra-reds and nine blue-bleeders, and in the end you three blue-bleeders are the ones that made it to the place where we now judge you. So without further ado, I'll begin the bashfest and figure out who deserves to win this game.
Stephanie-Hey gurl :) So everyone knows that the three main elements of the game Stranded is the social, strategic, and physical aspects. I think you have one of the cleanest games ever, and you didn't really piss anyone off like I did or really ever be that honest with people. Should you have? Well, in my opinion I think if you had you would have had my vote on lock for you. But whatever, that's your problem now. Socially you were fake girl, and I mean really fake. You would send messages that had paragraphs of content, but yet all they did was repeat what I had already said and give vague-ass statements. Do you really think that's worthy of my vote? Physically and strategically I think you were pretty commanding, but also boring at times. I think that it was very easy to excel strategically for you since you were working side by side with one of the biggest goats in Stranded history. But Physically you rocked, and you won challenges when your neck was on the line and you also found idols like a mad-woman. So my hats are off to you darling, because you definitely played a great game but I don't know if it is one I really want to vote for. After all, this isn't just about gameplay. I have to feel GOOD about voting for whoever I do, and I can't say I am completely feel-good about writing your name down on a piece of paper yet. I may have said this before, but I feel like you are very fake all the time. It just is upsetting that if I do vote for you, I am voting for a fake bitch instead of a great bitch.
Mike-Oh boy Mike, this is not going to be pretty for you tonight lmao. I think you were a sweet kid with a lot of potential in the beginning, but I had a feeling from the moment I saw you in tribal forums that you were a little bit of an aloof princess. Unfortunately, you never proved me wrong at ALL which is not my problem any more. It is YOUR problem since you are in the final three. You floated behind Stephanie, and socially you were awful to me. I always tried to engage you in conversation and I always tried to make you feel alright with me, but you were so awful at responding. I would message you after a round, and you would take an entire day to get back to me which was just absolutely awful. Physically, woopty-do you won a challenge. Congratulations on that, but that doesn't get you any credit with me since it was just one challenge and you weren't in jeopardy anyway. Nobody ever wanted to vote you out since you were such an easy goat to take to the end. Why do you think we voted for you on the first merge council here? We KNEW that you would not have an idol at all since you were so hopeless, and also that people actually pretended you were the leader just to appease you. It's hilarious really that you are sitting here, and I hope you know that you are not here because of your own reasons. You are here because people carried you here, and nobody ever wanted to get rid of you since you are such an easy person to go up against. Good luck tonight, you're going to need it. And another thing buddy, Sherri Bietham called. She wants her goat strategy back.
David-Woah man, I never thought I would say this but I am thrilled that you are in the final three. You played a commanding game and made moves when you had to, and I have a lot of reason to write your name down tonight with a very nice comment. However, I have my hesitations as well as to whether or not I want to vote for you tonight. My problem with you really consists of your overall wish-washiness and your absolutely insulting performance at the F5 tribal council. Do you remember when you said publicly "I'm sorry Mike, I'm voting for you" or something like that? Do you remember that, because I do, and it was an absolute load of shit. If you are going to vote for me, either say that or shut the hell up and keep your mouth closed. You didn't need to lie, and if you actually were swayed by the jury faces than you are INSANE and not worthy of a single vote at all. Strategically, you were great and you made moves when you had to and your game was at risk. I think Steph and Mike think you are the goat in this situation, but I think that you have a good chance of winning this thing as long as you don't cave in at all tonight. I need to see the fire from you, and I need to see why you really deserve this title. I'd say that you hands down played the best social game as well, since you responded promptly and were not fake (*Cough Stephanie*) or annoying (*Cough Mike*). The social aspect is a huge part of this game, and you rocked it in terms of who you are sitting next to. Your game was pretty good David, but I don't know if I can vote for such a nuclear person.
*Tasks*
Answer honestly, and if I catch a whiff of bullshit you lose my vote
Mike-I want you to tell me right now why those two people next to you are COMPLETELY undeserving of my vote tonight. I want you to tell me why they are hands down worse than you, and why you should win in a 9-0 landslide. This isn't a question, but do it anyway please :)
David-There are 12 people that made it to the merge, and I want you to tell me what tribe (Brain, Brawn, Beauty) EACH person would fit in to. I'd like you to give a brief summary of why you would put each person where they are, and I would love it if you would put four people per tribe to make things even and everything.
Stephanie-Like I said before, I am not sold on you like one particular Jury member is, so I need more from you. I want you to tell me why MIKE is more deserving SPECIFICALLY than you. I need you to give good reasons and not hesitant ones, and the more you give me the more I may be inclined to vote for you.
Good luck you all!
