Finale

[Jeff Probst]

boop

[Sophie]

I am still here :) Thought for sure I would be going home like a little bitch at final six, but I am still here and still fighting like a little bitch that I am. It's time to turn on the after burners. Last night I promised Ashley I would give her my idol if I won but hopefully she knows I can't actually do that.

[Jeff Probst]

Are you still looking for the hidden immunity idol?

[Sophie]

Are you still looking for the hidden immunity idol?

Someone probably found that thing Jeff, but yes I am hunting for it like crazy. Trying everything from holes in Namibia (dig deep) and looking through the forums here.

[Jeff Probst]

Never lose hope, Sophie... KEEP HOPE ALIVE /reesel.

[Sophie]

Welcome to An All New Episode of…..DAVID SLAMS





Thank you thank you, I'm your host Sophie and tonight I'll be showing you our favorite SLAMS of the all-repulsive David Munphry. I ask that you try and keep it down until we finish, because we have a LOT of content to show. Without further ado, let's get started :)

David has no chance of winning this game, and I'm sorry but I have to be honest here. I don't expect David to jump and vote with me, so why let things be unsaid? The thing about David is that he has no originality or uniqueness.

This one came from myself, and it really highlighted just how big of a washed-up moron he is.

Well David, the thing is I don't think the jury will respect someone who betrays their alliance out of fear and doesn't go to rocks, and then expects to be saved the next council ^_^

Julie once again speaking the truth when she does bother to show up for things.

The least you could do is OWN your betrayals, David. For fucks' sake. You voted against your alliance - that's voting against them. Just own it.

Ashley telling it like it is, and the truth of David's gameplay.

I know you are all proud because you switched back and Steph will play her idol on you, but don't think your game is commendable form a jury standpoint.

David, being the goat at final tribal council means you played the worst game out of everyone.

Everyone knows that. Enjoy your goat-placement.

David, the next Sherri.

You made all the right moves to be a goat.

Would have said Zing, but this is so truthful it doesn't even need to be a zing.

Grant and Kristina had to go because they were threats ^_^ , you are around for a reason :)

Only one threat is left in this game, and she's hosting this thing :) Just kidding though, obviously Ash will win if she gets to the end over anyone else left.

I am so embarassed for you. You're going to be a goat, and you think you played a good game.

Wow.

We all are embarrassed of him.

Yep. I'm happy with my game, even if I go out because of a rock and a refusal to switch. At least I won't be a goat. So in the end, you still lose :P

I think me, Ash, and Julie were all capable of saying this. Steph is the only blue bleeder that can say that as well.


Beautiful

[Sophie]

What if the three idols that have been found by clues somehow correspond to what the fourth one will be????

[Sophie]

Nope, that was not right at all ^

If it’s the Idol you want

Want? As in greed? As in something in the non-existent seven sins challenge?

[Sophie]

Why is tribal council on day 24 not locked when the rest of them are? Hint, or am I just overanalyzing things?

[Sophie]

I'm excited for tonight but at the same time I have a great feeling (for like the 7th time this game) that it is going to be me going home. The odds have never been with me this entire game. Even when I had a 4-3 advantage in the final seven I was against the odds because of course someone would end up going inactive for that one vote.

I will most likely have a longer confessional entry later today before things get wrapped up and I kick in to overdrive, but I just wanted to get that out of the way. We haven't seen a puzzle challenge in like a month so I am hoping that a puzzle hopefully makes its way back to the Stranded game :P

[Sophie]

And I am hoping to see more of Frank's graphics :)

[Sophie]

-From David

Hook. Line. Possible Sinker.

[Sophie]

Oh my god David is totally not going with us. Motherfucker we had him by the throat and then Steph won and now he is going to send me home. DAVID of all people is sending me home.