Finale

[Ashley]

how the fuck is she 1000 posts ahead of me!!?? I've been posting 1o times a minute for HOURS. HOW IS SHE POSTING SO FAST?!?!?!!?

Dear god PLEASE let there be a fuck up in hers.

[Jeff Probst]

Don't give up gurl, this is a 24 hour challenge and there may be times she's not online.

[Ashley]

that is not going to happen and we both know that.
I don't want to do a 24 hour challenge when two fucking goat assholes just sit there waiting to get taken to Final 3.

Even if I did manage to win this I'd take Stephanie with me, threat or no. She's putting in the hard yards at least.

I don't want to do this anymore. I'm too angry that my internet cant keep up.

[Ashley]

I feel so ripped off. I don't even want to go into the arena thread anymore it's making me so stressed out - I'm actually tearing up over it.

It'd be so good if someone could just vote and force duel at tribal so I at least have a chance, but Stephanie's never going to do that - and I can't even blame her.

[Brenda]

You go gurl!

[Ashley]

I can't. I can't. Might as well just call it now. David and Mike (fucking assholes) are never going to catch Steph, and I don't even want to.

Enjoy winnnig survivor, Steph.

[Brenda]

And I may be completely out of the loop here - I am feeling like you think you've zero chance without immunity. Is that true? Is there any way you can work your way into that trio, any appeal you can make that might make even one of them willing to force a tie?

There is always an angle gurl.

[Ashley]

Who's going to force a tie with me? They all consider me a threat to get votes - they've been very upfront about it. Mike and David will ride on Stephanie's white horse and actually believe that they played well (well, Mike was ok, David is pathetic).

I laid it out to Steph saying that I feel like doing 10hours of challenge and throwing in the towel because it's impossible to keep up is something you'd deem worthy of FTC at this point. The other two just out. It is ridiculous!

She's winning the challenge, so she's in FTC. David and Mike aren't going to turn on each other for me - nobody priorities actual players over goats. That's retarded. If magic happened and I won, I'd take Stephanie - but only because she bloody well deserves to be there. Then I'd take David just to watch him get ZERO votes and tell him how much of a worthless goat he is.

I can't even hold it against Steph not wanting to force a tie for me. She's just guaranteed her own victory. Why risk that at all (even a microscopic amount)?

[Ashley]

also I don't even care about that awful grammar. I'm tired, and beyond stressed out. It's been nearly an hour since I stopped counting and it's still making my eyes swell.

[Brenda]

Dammit I like you. I wish I'd been here to watch more of your game now.

Obligatory #keephopealive motivational tag.

[Ashley]

After all that, I skipped #766

I seriously want to die.

[Brenda]

Bless your honesty. I was checking and I was up to 2222 for you thinking all was good :/

[Ashley]

well if you want to just go with that, that'd be cool too <3

Let me have some dignity :( Steph gets her victory, I don't have to crawl up into a hole and die of shame.

[Brenda]

That said, if you want to check Steph up to that point, you might be more thorough than I was with you :P

[Ashley]

she's all good til 800 at least :(

When you announce the results, can you guys just say I withdrew and not announce the abysmal failure of the whole thing? :(

[Brenda]

I'll leave that to Jeff.

So what thoughts of doing a quick 766 to.. ?

[Ashley]

766 to what? ~9000 like Steph? yeah right. I'd rather hang and accept 4th than go through that shit again.

Might try and up to at least officially pip David (the asshole)....i'll see how I feel. I kind of want to just leave it :(

If you want to let Jeff know he's so amazing and fab and could he please just minimise my soul-crushing experience today and just say I withdrew, that'd be so great <3

[Ashley]

So unless Steph takes pity and gifts me a duel (she won't, but it's a nice thought) - I've resigned myself to fourth place. Not too shabby for an intruder, eh? And LAST NAMA STANDING!

I sent a PM to David and Mike having a bit of a go.... they are useless to me now anyway. Mike isn't that bad, his pm just pissed me off.

David - I told him I was going to love seeing him get no jury votes and hope he wakes up to the reality that he played an awful game by being the goat. There's no pride in making it to the end because you're beatable. It's just embarrassing. Don't care how he wants to defend himself, he didn't make a single move in this game that had any real impact - voting with an alliance doesn't count when it doesn't directly benefit you. Made it known he;s only still here because Whitney no-showed. Imagine how different this game would be! Steph would still be at the end, but it more likely than not would've been me and/or Sophie or Julie there as well.

[Frank]

Oh wow you skipped a number? Shoulda kept it quiet girl.

I hope Steph messes up before 6060 so I can keep my Stranded record :( You both are nuts though. Skip or no skip, takes a lot of will power to get to 7000something.

Any chance you can get Mike and David to turn on each other?

[Ashley]

you know what the saddest part about this is? I had an awesome FTC speech planned.

Now how am I supposed be like "SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKASSSS" when I reveal that Ralph never actually flipped and they all turned on him for no reason? That shit was hilarious. Way to go, me <3

Btw y'all - you know he never voted for Mike, right? I was totally bullshitting and you all fell for it LOL - that story I gave was awful too, especially after Jeff made the votes mistake announcement. Ralph got totally tossed aside because of that, and the poor thing was thanking me when I flipped to vote PB. <3

You should make FTC for the final five where the jury gets to be all mad because the two fabulous people got cut right before the end.

And that gives me an opportunity to laugh at David publicly.