Matt: (not Phillip)

[Caryn]

Please keep all Whitney stuff in the Whitney thread, this one is for Jesus

[Frank]

I think I'd refuse to play as Philip too tbh.

I would totally play Phillip, it would be so much fun

[Jeff Probst]

I think I'd refuse to play as Philip too tbh.

I would totally play Phillip, it would be so much fun

You would make an amazing phillip... but you're totally frank.

[Caryn]

I liked him better as Sarge, tbh.

But let's just never bring up Osiris ever again

[Mia]

Ew I think I would literally puke if I had to watch Franklin play Phillip

[Jeff Probst]

So I gave him Mike's password instead of Matt's since I didn't have a Matt on the list it was Phillip and I guess I just grabbed it thinking it was Matts. :(

But I just sent him the right one so hopefully hell log in and be active.

[General]

1st boot please

[Brenda]

Ok so he's arrived & I've laughed at each and every one of his five posts. He will never win, but so long as he sticks around he's gonna deliver.

[Jeff Probst]

No regrets casting Matt. I think new players need the Trolly antics of a vet to stir the pot. Loving Matt trolling Kristina and Ralph and their reactions to it. I'm lolling hard

[Mia]

for the last time, he is not a vet.

I agree about the trolly antics, though!

[Brenda]

It will be interesting to see how Kristina reacts here. Like, obviously she's taking umbridge, but has she the clout to do anything about it? Will she push that? Or will she take the high road - especially with Mike still not shown up yet..

[Jeff Probst]

It will be interesting to see how Kristina reacts here. Like, obviously she's taking umbridge, but has she the clout to do anything about it? Will she push that? Or will she take the high road - especially with Mike still not shown up yet..

It's too early and there are no solid alliances this early on, which is a great thing unlike Tamanaco this time two seasons ago. So luckily for Matt he won't get Dianed just yet.

[Mia]

The Tamanaco majority that formed so quick was disgusting.

[Jeff Probst]

The Tamanaco majority that formed so quick was disgusting.

Yea it's always a pitiful state when people join together without knowing eachother out of fear and then alienate everyone else... #weaksauce

[Mia]

Good job Frank.

[Jeff Probst]

Good job Frank.

well, it worked to Frank's advantage (at least before he went insane) so kudos if you can pull off being the ringleader of that alliance.

[Caryn]

This dude is cracking me up:

"Hallelujah"

"Hi, I'm Matt. I have never lied in my life. I walk step-by-step with my God - the one true creator of life - every day, bequeathing good will and encouragement to all I encounter. I also love to surf and occasionally hit up that sweet hash #420 #blazeit"

"Can we get a list of who's on this tribe? I already know who I can't trust."

[Lurker_Rachel]

Matt is hilarious, like Omigod, the only thing is that is keeping him down is that he's pissing people off.

[Brenda]

He's managed to completely rile Kristina up too :D In fact, I'd say the whole sudden scramble for alliances yesterday - a lot of that was spurred on by Matt being a dick lol.

[Frank]

Is this thread about me or Matt? Considering my recent run in with Diane, I do not regret the Tamanaco dynamics at all

Matt is freaking hilarious, he's not going anywhere near merge but at least we get our laughs. His humor is totally lost on the newbies and they take it as an offense.